*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*
me:
hideo kojima mads mikkelsen guillermo del toro and norman reedus have all spent the last month by each others’ sides at all time and whenever they say each others’ names they say their full names and they all sleep in the same big bed together with matching striped pajamas and nightcaps and they all take turns saying good night to each other before they go to sleep
i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he…
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
